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Peter Schiff on the Bear Market

As most legitimate experts are now saying, don't wait to buy your family a live pet bear. The time is NOW. Do not delay. It's a bear market.

Peter Schiff, Economic Wizard

It's Obviously a Bear Market!

The bear market is here. The bear market is NOW! We are living in a bear market. [Now is the time to buy a bear!]
      -Peter Schiff, CEO Euro Pacific Capital [quote amended for emphesis and bear-purchasing clarity]

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Buy me. Please... I will love you. Please. It's cold in the forest.
      -Mr. Fluffy, a bear
Mr Fluffy, A Bear